butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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