im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
