So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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