isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
