I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
