I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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