Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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