Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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