I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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