You work out of a Hotel?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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