I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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