So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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