YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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