He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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