yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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