fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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