I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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