She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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