It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
you win again, gameday.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
