Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize