I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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