You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
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