She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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