it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
