I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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