i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
