just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
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