i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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