i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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