Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I'm always down for nudity.
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