you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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