I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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