No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Farmville is her only friend.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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