After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
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Goodbee
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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