Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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