just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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