but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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