i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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