The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
As shirtless as possible
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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