I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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