And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Two words: nipple clamps
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