wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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