So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
