More tranny stories later!
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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