Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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