Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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