I want to make a zoo with you.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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