If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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