doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Randomize
