OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
why is half of my head shaved?
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