I like to think it a success when the cops are called
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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