You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Randomize
