are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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