Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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